VOLUME XII - Deleted Scenes From Previous Volumes

c. October 17, 2004 Anno Domini

ObiJuanShinobi1: laser tag is better than female companionship anyway
ObiJuanShinobi1: seriously
(name withheld): possibly
ObiJuanShinobi1: yeah
(name withheld): depends on the "companionship"
(name withheld): hehehe
ObiJuanShinobi1: well i guess if you can get a girl to play laser tag with you that would rule
ObiJuanShinobi1: or mario kart, either one
(name withheld): hehehe
ObiJuanShinobi1: yeah girls never want to do rad stuff like that unless they have ulterior motives
(name withheld): yep
ObiJuanShinobi1: like they want to talk to you about feelings and stuff :(
(name withheld): oo feelings
(name withheld): i see
ObiJuanShinobi1: yeah
(name withheld): that coudl be a problem for a 1337 sumo pirate like yerself
(name withheld): or a sir wolfman the zombie slayer knight like me
ObiJuanShinobi1: they make you think its all cool because they play mario kart with you and then BAM '"does that dress make princess toadstool look fat? who is prettier, her or me?" and then you're dead
ObiJuanShinobi1: its like a red shell to the brain and a lightning bolt at the same time
ObiJuanShinobi1: i'm sure you have had your share of experiences with that
(name withheld): acutally
(name withheld): yes
(name withheld): but
(name withheld): ive found that the simple answers are the best
(name withheld): either
(name withheld): idunno
(name withheld): yes
(name withheld): or no
(name withheld): to the fat dress
(name withheld): idunno
(name withheld): to am i prettier?
(name withheld): its always the real girl
ObiJuanShinobi1: well i assure you that "shut up i'm trying to shake the &$%# gopher off my kart" is not a good answer
(name withheld): always
(name withheld): no matter what
(name withheld): hehehehehe
ObiJuanShinobi1: anyway i'm not so smooth with the ladies

c. February 1, 2005 Anno Domini

I wore a skeleton mask tonight and tried to scare people with it. At one point, a couple of young maidens came out of an auditorium and saw me and let out shrieks of fear. The conversation was as follows:

Young Maidens: Oh sh*t!
Me: I'm sorry, I hope I didn't scare you too badly
Young Maidens: *scream*
Me: I'm terribly sorry!
Young Maiden #1: We don't like masks
Me: *dramatically removes mask, revealing actual face upon which is my most dashing smile* But my real face is even scarier, isn't it?
Young Maidens: *shriek & make a mad dash for the ladies' room*

I think that was their way of agreeing with my last statement.

c. February 20, 2005 Anno Domini

I was kind of thinking today that it would be cool to walk around projection with a super soaker and take misbehaving patrons out sniper-style from the port glass window as a sort of chastisment.

c. October 28, 2005 Anno Domini

ObiJuanShinobi1: vanilla ice has been the cause of 34548433 relationships being ruined since 1993
ObiJuanShinobi1: 34538432 of them were his own
pineconewench7: hahaha
pineconewench7: who was the other one?
ObiJuanShinobi1: ummmm
ObiJuanShinobi1: ben affleck and jennifer lopez
pineconewench7: okay i didn't expect that
ObiJuanShinobi1: ben affleck made the mistake of saying vanilla ice was a more credible musical artist than jennifer lopez
ObiJuanShinobi1: so she broke up with him
pineconewench7: too bad i agree with ben
ObiJuanShinobi1: that ben affleck was 100% correct in his statement is not the point
pineconewench7: haha
ObiJuanShinobi1: its true
pineconewench7: haha ice ice baby
ObiJuanShinobi1: that is a good song